A very great mandolin player told me this delight of a limerick years ago and it is one of my very faverites. Its the rythum of the thing that hit me. I like the surprise ending as well

There was a preacher of Kings
       Who preached of heavenly things
But his secret desire ,
       Was a boy in the chior,
With a bum like jelly on springs

Blue skys and all the best
Love Guy