Man awakens with a monster hangover and vague memories of having been at a party the night before while discovering he left his coat at the party...

After some asprin and thought he reconstructs where the part was held and returns to claim his coat... So he knocks on the door of the house where he thinks he was and a woman answers the door.

"Excuse me, but was I here at a party last night?", he asks.

"Yes, you sure were, and you were the life of the party," the woman responds.

"I was?"

"Yes, you certainly were. You were something else."

After retrieving his coat the man was about to leave when he stopped, thurned back toward the woman and asked, "Do you folks really have a gold toilet?" to which the woman responded....

"Hey, Harry. Ya better come down here. I've got the guy who sh*t in your tuba..."

Nevermind...

Bobert