They ought to have given him the SHAFT before he took the Globe. The Globe at least matches his body style.

That fat little round man with the pig eyes and body. Some Hollywood idol! What's with that horrid CD of his? Shivers! Well, I guess if you can get a "Hung for Christmas" album by that American Idle Asian nitwit you can expect to have Shatner hanging around "musically" after the Holidays. What next, Shatner doing Rap in Drag? How about a Bikini Beach Party Movie with Billy in a Speedo with his tummie roll a-hangin over the "wasteband".

Shatner did look drunk or drugged on GG night. At least he got a hair implant or takes Rogaine and got rid of that "tooip toopay harepiece". Did I mention his speech was also slurred on Globe night?

Sorry to beelytle your heelro and idle Lytel Squawk.