In anger and protest at Bushs' policies and re-election prospects, many dogs, formerly living in America, have emigrated to Germany.
To show their allegiance to their own country, they have concocted a habit of sticking little flags in their own poo as they depart from it. The German authorities have not yet realised that there has been such an influx of canines from the US and will probably be barking mad when they do.
The dogs reminisce, every time they excrete, on a day when an American first walked on the moon and placed a flag on it. Their contribution to this memory is to place a flag on what comes from their moon rather than in the moon itself.
For further information on this phenomenom please visit the following website.   http://www.Caninepoo-flaggingleague@'A---OL-'.com
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