Shamus and Murphy fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them; they could only raise the staggering sum of 50 p.

Murphy said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butchers shop and came out with one large sausage.

Shamus said "Are you crazy? now we don't have any money left at all."

Murphy replied, "Don't you worry, just follow me."

He went into the Pub where he immediately ordered two pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jamieson whiskey. Shamus said, "Now you've really lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in ? We don't have any money!"

Murphy replied with a smile, "Don't worry, I have a plan. Cheers!" and they downed their drinks.

Murphy said "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth".

The Barman noticed them , went berserk and through the both of them out.

They continued this, Pub after Pub, getting more and more drunk and all for free.

At the tenth Pub, Shamus said "Murphy, I don't think I can do any more of this. Me knees are killing me!"

Murphy said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third Pub."