In the national zoo in Washington DC a FOX broke into the bird house and ate an American Bald Eagle.
At the same zoo all the red pandas were killed when workers buried rat poison in their pen.
At the same zoo in a running gun battle a teenage gunman paralyzed another youth with his tech nine.
At the same zoo a swan was stoned to death by the neighborhood youth.
The driver for the Dave Matthews band pulled the band bus over on the side of a bridge over the Chicago river and relieved the bus of all its stored human waste into the Chicago river. Coincidentally at that very moment a high rollers party yacht was passing under the bridge in time for the patrons to be throughly doused.