The Mudcat Café TM
Thread #76954   Message #1382778
Posted By: Cluin
19-Jan-05 - 08:55 PM
Thread Name: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
Subject: RE: BS: First Joke Thread for 2005
A few days after 82 year old Morris had his latest physical, his physician saw him strolling down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm. "Must be his daughter", thought the doc. "I'll just say hello and maybe get an introduction...."
   Up he spoke, "You look like you're really doing alright today, Morris."
   "Yep," Morris replied, "Just doing what you said, Doc: `Get a hot mamma and be cheerful'."
   "I never said that," the doctor corrected him. "I said, 'You've got a heart murmur. Be careful.'"