Basically, what they seem to be saying is "If you use this stuff, invest in a few sheep." 'Cause look, if ya need th' stuff it probly means yer gittin' on up in years, which means yer SO's probly gittin' on up in years too, which means she probly can't do it fer four hours anymore even if th' thang's still stiff as a roll of quarters. So, ya gotta have a coupla sheep aroun' t' keep th' thang entertained until th' shit wears off.