Since this post is not drawing up any comments from others, I thought I would put up the text from The Stag Pary.

A woodpecker flew to the school-house yard,
And he pecked and he pecked for his pecker was hard.
The woodpecker flew to the school house door.
And he pecked and he pecked until his pecker was sore.
After which he flew back to the yard again,
And the woodpecker's pecker got over its pain.