To turn things to a more serious note re SPAM, she t'other just received an important news flash from a "friend," relating that the composer of the Hokey Pokey died last week.

Seems they had some trouble with the burial. The trouble started right after they "put his left leg in..."

OK - Old joke, but Larry LaPrise died in April 1996, and idiots are still sending the "news" ??????

At least she didn't suggest we send flowers.

John