Three takes on priapism:

1)Brucie: you check for this at accident sites? I wish I did not know that, but now that I do, is it a good thing or a bad thing (at an accident site?) I would guess it's a bad thing because it indicates the damn thing is going off independent of mental arousal.

2)Graffitti from the Stanford University math building external stone stairwell, a source of much male self-awareness: "Abstinence makes the fond grow harder"

3)Great thread title, Bobert! I saw the commercial with that 'warning' at last year's superbowl, just prior to Janet Jackson's wardrobe malfunction. That show was replete with ads in questionable taste, little boys having their mouths washed out because when they saw a new car's folding roof they invariably cried "holy Sh-!", and at least one other pretty suggestable topic, but I recall wondering what kind of audience these advertisers thought they were influencing, (and if they were right, godelpus). The cialis commerical came on and we all laughed at that 'warning' from which some clever clever writer cum lawyer must've earned a big boner, er bonus.