Hay boBert,

wHat wood (HeeHaw) happin if a feller mixed seeAlis wif enzyte?

i reespeckt yur purfeshinull ughpinyun on hard subgects. U iz thuh rezughdent skoller in dis 'sheer holler nowed as mUdkat an ugh all-round gud guy.

i nevered laffed suh hard in my borned daze. Well meebe whin ol Black n Tan dawg got whupped up on by a skinnie deecripit critter called ugh amarillo down Texus way, doncha no.