You find a grey hair and it ISN'T on your head.....

You choose knickers (pants, trolleys, undercrackers, panties, drawers, smalls) for supportive ability and what they cover, not how much lace they have and what they reveal!

The only person you have to worry about seeing the 'thousand wash grey' bra, is the nurse at the chest clinic...

Your daughter asks you about the 'olden days' because they're doing them in history lessons, and you find out they're doing the 1960's...

But the worst, as I found yesterday in a clothing store, your daughter is desperate for the same style clothes (flouncy tops, layered skirts in shades of brown and denim) that you remember being desperate for when you were the same age she is (about 30 years!!)

LTS