I recall we had a song describing what we would do to all the teachers 'When the Red Revolution comes' . It went to the tune of 'Glory , glory Hallelujah ' from Battle Hymn of the Republic.
We had a Religious Knowledge teacher called Alice Davy, who, how can I put it kindly, was built rather near to the ground. Known to all as 'Ducker'
On the particular occasion I had the misfortune to find myself sittin next to our Deputy Head, Tom Sanderson 'Tasso', who had just been consigned to a coalmine by the back row. As they started on the next verse he turned to me and said 'Who or what is Ducker?' I said 'Miss Davy, Sir.'
He thought about it and then said 'Ah yes, something to do with the way she walks , perhaps!'
Pure reality for ever,
Pure reality for ever
Pure reality for ever
Till the Red Revolution comes!

FC