As Fat B*****rd rightly says "You know you're getting old when younger women trust you."
At a recent gig a gorgeous young female came up to talk to us in the interval and was extremely complimentary. The guys in the band were all gawping in a pathetic-middle-aged-If-only-I'd-remembered-my-tablets way. I killed the moment by pointing out that the only reason she's talking to us is because, at our age, we're considered safe!!

C-flat.