The president of the United States is younger than you are.

There is not enough hair on top of your head to hold the front hairs down.

Before you do anything, you have to do something else, usually piss.

You get an extra meal when you floss your teeth.

You see an obituary and say "Was that old bastard still alive?"

--- Joe Fineman    joe_f@verizon.net

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