Martin's theme song:


I see the lights, I see the party lights

Thy're red and blue and green

Everybody in the crowd is there

But they won't let me make the scene.


He was a big loser in the sixties and he felt left out because he kept hearing about free love but none of the women would have him. He gets his revenge by trying to be the biggest, baddest guy on the Mudcat. How sad is that?

The sixties are over, Martin. Get over it. It happened a long time ago.