My old phone had a composer programme on it, where you could make up your own ringtones... I made it so it played 'Sorry the day I was married' whenever Manitas (my husband) phoned me.. .it took him a while to catch on....

One day I'll learn enough about this phone to dump the abysmal selection it has on it and download something decent instead...

At the moment, it's the 'Mexican Hat Dance', which is the best of a terribly bad bunch.

LTS