Some people have been criticizing President Bush for spending $40 million on his inauguration. Give the guy a break, he's excited – this is the first time Bush has been elected.


President Bush was sworn in on a Bible and Dick Cheney will be sworn in on the "Physician's Desk Reference" book.


Actually, Cheney was sworn in a few minutes before President Bush. So technically, for a few minutes, it was almost as if Dick Cheney was running the country.

Earlier tonight the Bush administration unveiled a new dance at the inaugural balls. It's called the Iraqi misstep.


CNN is reporting that a longtime friend of President Bush says that Bush is telling everyone, in the next four years he intends to be "really aggressive." "Really aggressive"? In the past four years we launched, what, two wars? What's "really aggressive" going to look like? What, are we gonna bomb Canada now? How much more aggressive can we get?


The New York Post reports John Kerry and Al Gore are going to run in 2008. Upon hearing this, President Bush said, "Goody, I can win a third term