Id it, "Feed a feber, starb a code." or id it, "Feed a code, starb a feber." ? Fug id and pour me a stiff one.

BTW, as far as the Dristan Nasal Mist or the like, the old folk up home swear water works just as well... been doing it for years and years. If water doesn't work, a little salt water will surely do the trick - LITTLE salt. Simply snort from the edge of the palm of your hand while tilting the hand. I haven't had a chance to try this since I learned of it. If anyone does try it, let us know how it works.