....don't get me started...I have *THE BOOKS*...the BIG collection of limericks..and, MOST of them are on internet sites by now....

but..one of my favorites..

The limerick packs laughs anatomical
Into space that is quite economical.
But the good ones I've seen,
So seldom are clean...
And the clean ones so seldom are comical.

(we used to sing them on occasion..but everyone had slightly different versions of tune and 'bridge'..)