Okay, here's my trouble with feathers... I gotta hangup about 'em... Back in the 60's I booked Janis Joplin to kick off a opening of this joint I was runnin' but the agency called about a week before the opening with bad news. Janis was too sick to make the trip but they wewre going to send so guy I had never heard of: Doctor Hohn and thre Night Trippers... What a bunch of pain in the butts... Very demanding and feathers everywhere...

Little did I know that one day Doctor John wouldn't be sucha pain in the bitt or that he'd let go the dozen "colored girls" with the bif feathers. I don't care, They were jerks...

End of Bobert's "Why I Don't Like Feathers" story...

Bobert