"Dinner With the Baby Sitter"

Kyle and Justin were about to eat with the baby
sitter when 6 year old Kyle said, "You can't sit in
Daddy's seat!"

"Daddy's not home," the baby sitter replied. "Since
I'm responsible for you while he's gone, I can sit here.
Today I'm the boss."

Justin, the 4 year old, quickly piped up, "If you're the
boss, you sit over there in Mommy's chair!"

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"Little Johnny After Church"

After a church service, Little Johnny told the Pastor,
"When I grow up, I'm going to give you some money."

"Well, thank you," the Pastor replied, "that would be very
nice of you," he smiled, "but why?"

"Because my daddy says you're the poorest preacher
we've ever had."

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"Grandma's Visit"

Little Johnny's grandmother dropped by Johnny's
house for the first. When she rang the door bell,
three year old Little Johnny answered the door.

Johnny's Grandmother said to Little Johnny, "Hi
there, you must be Johnny. I'm your grandmother
on your daddy's side."

Johnny answered, "Wow, did you pick the wrong side?"