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Thread #77794   Message #1391252
Posted By: Amos
28-Jan-05 - 10:12 AM
Thread Name: BS: theres always rational explaination
Subject: RE: BS: theres always rational explaination
Witchcraft blamed as man grows genital organ on face




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Excerpt from the link:

IN a bizarre incident, a Bulawayo man allegedly developed a female genital organ on the right side of his face stretching up to the chest in what is suspected to be a case of witchcraft.


The man was the talk of the Egodini commuter omnibus terminus in the city on Monday where many people who spotted him as he was boarding a omnibus to Magwegwe West suburb on Sunday could not believe what they had seen.


The man was yesterday admitted at Mpilo Central Hospital where doctors said he had a "cancerous tumor", the Chronicle newspaper reported.



The one-liners that come to mind are unstoppable.

"Who was that tumour I saw on your face last night?"

"That was no tumour -- that was my wife!!"


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