I believe the logic goes like this.....

1. In any dispute between a man and woman, the woman is always right.
   We all know this

2. Therefore men are always wrong.

3. Nipple enhancers are a tactic to keep men distracted. And allow us to be accused of almost anything. 'You were looking at my / you didn't notice my / you were looking at her breasts'

I'd better run before crystal catches me.....