Glad it was you instead of me who typed it, Barbara. I was just about to, but I thought I'd take another look at the thread first. The late-night data on Chad Mitchell's recording isn't any more up-to-date, but it's interesting and a bit different:

No bathing suit beauties parade through our house
Nobody's having affairs
Nobody wiggles and giggles and jiggles
In cute little outfits and platinum hair
We miss all the gay and risque repartee
From Johnny and Ed every night
And out of sheer malice we never watch Dallas
Or know when the price is just right.

Great song, isn't it?
-Joe Offer-