The really great thing about Canada is that they've got really cheap viagra here. I know cos my spam box is full of sensational offers.

Going by the surplus amounts of viagra - either its a very floppy place and they are all suffering from the cold - mainline the stuff -, or its so bracing they're just naturally virile, run around in the snow with no underpants- simply don't need the stuff - all got willies like truncheons - fabulously ever ready ( as the great Philip Larkin said).

Must be some reason why the mounties always got their man.

I think we should be told.