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Thread #77833   Message #1392411
Posted By: John M.
29-Jan-05 - 01:47 PM
Thread Name: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday'
Subject: Lyr Add: 'Syphilis' a trad. parody of 'Yesterday'
Hello everyone,

If you are easily offended, please STOP READING.   This thread is for mature audiences only.  Please don't post "dreadful song" or "worst song written" as you are not helping. 

Here is a traditional bawdy parody which should be added to the DT database.  It is often titled:  "Syphilis"  (recording)

  
          Do you sing "Syphilis"?  If so when/where did you learn it?
 

Any help is appreciated.

Sincerely,

John Mehlberg
john@mehlberg.com
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My, mostly traditional, bawdy songs, toasts and recitations website: www.immortalia.com
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       YESTERDAY  (recording)

Yesterday.
The vicar came home just to roger me,
Eight hours later he's still on top of me,
Oh I believe in yesterday.

Syphilis.
How the hell did I ever get this?
Oh the pain whenever I take a piss,
Oh I believe in syphilis.

Leprosy.
I'm not half the man I used to be,
Every time I cough things just fall off of me,
Oh I believe in leprosy.

Gonorrhea.
Now it's even spread up to my ear,
How the hell did it ever get here.
Oh I believe in gonorrhea.

Amputees.    [Spoken in background: "I love this one"]
You don't even have to spread their knees,
You can slide it in and out with ease,
Oh I believe in amputees.

Birth control.
It's the only way to save your soul,
When you're coming up your girlfriend's hole.
Oh I believe in birth control.