Ha! Ha! Ha! The idiocy of mass marketing rolls on... the question is: HOW LAZY can the public get???? Is there a statute of limitations on terminal laziness or is it a never-ending process?

When will we see drive-in urinals? Some people really don't want to have to get out of their cars for a whizz, after all...

When will we see a remote for eating and drinking? You won't have to lift a fork anymore...just push a button, open your mouth, and a little mechanical arm will deposit the food in your fat face! A little mechanical hose squirts the drink down your gaping maw! Only 3 easy payments of $89.99!!! Buy now...pay later! Who could resist?