when i was about 17 and going through an experimental phase
of smoking too much dope and eating too many 'mushrooms',
my overactive immagination would scare me with thoughts

of "what if i was to discover i was a werewolf"
and
"what would i do if it was revealed to me that i was the
2nd coming of the son of god.."


freaky terrifying thoughts for a drug addled adolescent..
I got very paranoid about looking in mirrors..

though if it had turned out i was the chosen one after all,
i can tell you Jesus would have looked like a skinny spotty white
teenager with a rubbish hairstyle, dunlop tennis shoes
held together with gaffa tape, and a punk rock tee shirt
festooned with rock aginst racism/anti nazi league badges & safety pins..
and a ruck sack permanently ready with a sleeping bag,a bottle of Natural dry cider,digestive biscuits
and tins of heinz baked beans..
I was better prpared than the real one ever was with only loaves of bread and fishes..

thank *** i stopped doing recreational drugs entirely in my early 20's..

its a miracle i never grew up to be a serial killer..!!!
or a messianical cult leader..!!??