Liz I take it you are my side of the pond.. so why don't you know it.. LOL..
the last lines go..
"And I'm very pleased to say
That they've cleaned up the lack stinking river"
There's been a tv series on BBC about the Thames and so far they haven't mentioned it... too busy embroiled in the class conflict.. i.e. "those with boats cruising the river and us proles who don't"..
Given the choice between a river cruiser and a Martin.. I'll stick with my Martin thank you..
Mick