Bobert: Anyone who believes these elections are the real deal probably is a TV wrestling fan and believes in the tooth fairy as well...

Being a pro wrestling fan is not the same as believing that pro wrestling is actually a competitive sport.

Pro wrestling tells stories, as does opera and ballet. Yup, that's right! Ballet is fixed!

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But back to what drew me to this thread: Given the place it's being posted, wouldn't a better thread name have been "Chimes of Freedom Flashing"?