No, no, no! You've got it all wrong!

God made Eve first. He made her with three breasts. She looked down and said, "I don't know about this. I think two would be more than sufficient."

So God removed one of the breasts and Eve was happy.

God stood there in the garden and thought, "Now, what can I do with a useless boob?"

Then God made man.

Don (at least that's what some of my women friends tell me) Firth