Yeah, I know, Malcolm. I'm a librarian and I clean up that sort of thing all the time.

Currently though, I'm working on

I'm a little Dutch girl dressed in blue
And here are the things that I like to do:
Salute to the Captain, bow to the Queen,
And turn my back on the dirty submarine.

You only THINK that it's a jump-rope rhyme, when in reality it encapsulates the the plans of the Dutch to conquer the World. If I don't post tomorrow you'll know that the Dutch got me.