"I hate it when a guitar string breaks while you're tuning it down. "

I hate it too, it's because the slot in my nut is tighter than the gauge of my string, so I'm creating a tension difference either side of my nut. Double entendre anybody?

I hate it when I'm packing up after a gig and someone comes up with a request, and it's for a song in a totally different style.

Splott Man