Hey Mike,
This is well-deserved recognition. I'm at work, so my toast will have to be a nice cold one from the water cooler. As for me, I like to envision everything going as it SHOULD for a guy who writes some of the best songs I've ever heard. So, on that note:

"And the winner for best original soundtrack is......
(insert drum roll here)
MIKE CAMPBELL, for his songs in (whatever the name of the movie is)"

wild applause, Mike approaches the podium.

First, I'd like to thank Tawmmie for putting up with being a folksinger's wife all these years. Next, I'd like to thank all my friends on the Mudcat Cafe for being such swell friends even before I was rich and famous. And the folks at Transition Music for having such excellent taste.......

more wild applause.