Old Mcdonald sittin on a bench,
Beating his meat with a Monkey wrench;
The Monkey wrench slipped and hit him in the Ball,
he peed all over his overalls.

Mary had a little lamb
She also had a duck
She put them on the mantlepiece
To see if they would fuck.

Nobody love me
Everybody Hates me
Guess I'll go eat worms
big fat juicy ones
little bitty skinny ones
watch them wiggle and Squirm

The worms crawl in
the worms crawl out
though the stomach
and out the snout
then the eyes turn Glossy Green
and Damn me without a straw!

Old mother Hubbard went to the cupboard to fetch poor rover a bone, but when she bent over rover took over because he had a bone of his own.

I wish I was a wooden boy, a wooden boy, a wooden boy; If I was a wooden boy I be your woody too!

Their onces was a man from Nantucker;
who had a dick so long he could suck it;
He wiped off his chin with a silly grin;
And said, if my ear was a cunt I would fuck it!