Dere Bobert,
Yew jist 'bout sed it all, buddy! 'Cept fer mebbee thet thar part 'bout dubblepew seekrutlee uzin' his new soshul seecuritee plan as a new weppon uv mass deestrukshun. But, thet's OK, see, cuz ain't nobodee spose t' know 'bout it yet. Yeppers, it's kindee like yew mite say a seekrut weppon uv mass deestrukshun.