I swear, Bert, I've tried numerous times to post to that thread. But what can one really say about a song the world forgot? I mean, if nobody even knows it ever existed, how can one talk about it? The whole idea just confuses my poor brain and leads me into a mental state similar to having all the gray matter sucked out of my head. That thread is a mental black hole and, I'm sorry, but I'm not going there.

And besides, I couldn't think of any way to mention spatulas in that thread. Unless, that is, one of those forgotten songs may have been about spatulas...