The restraint of MOABites is amazing. As this thread barrels pell-mell toward post #6000 do we go into manic frenzies of posting a la Phlegmenco Ted to try to get there first? No! We are more dignified than that.

We also have a slow-ass dial-up connection, crappy phone service, a shitty ISP, and a worn out computer that could use some more RAM, all of which combines to make loading this thread slow and tedious even in descending order.