Dear fellow Americans,

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah secured entitlements to people who reall don't need them blah blah blah blah blah blah blah. Blah blah blah blah HIGHER TAXES FOR EVERYBODY blah blah blah blah blah blah blah KEEP SOCIAL SECURITY THE WAY THAT IT IS UNTIL A DEMOCRAT CAN GET INTO OFFICE AND PROTECT THE ENTITLEMENT SLUSH FUND AND TAKE CREDIT FOR FIXING A PROBLEM blah blah blah blah blah blah blah I DON'T WANT TO KEEP MORE OF MY OWN MONEY SO WHY SHOULD YOU? Blah blah blah blah blah blah DEMOCRATS SHOULD RULE THE WORLD NO MATTER WHAT OUTLANDISH IDEAS THEY COME UP WITH. Blah blah blah blah blah.


Good Night and may the Higher Being Bless America.