On top of a smoggy,
all covered in sand
I shot my poor teacher
with a red rubber band.

I shot her with pleasure
I shot her with pride
You couldn't have missed her
She was 50 ft wide.

I went to the funeral,
I went to the grave
Some people thrugh flowers
I through a grannade.

Her body whent up
her body whent down
her body whent Splattt
all over the ground.