I took my girlfriend to the station / to see the chuffers shunt. / A piece of coal flew out one day / and hit her in the ... Country girls are very sweet / but also very strict / they put their arms around your waist / and fiddle with your ... Dicky was a bulldog lying in the grass / up came a bumble-bee and stung him on his ... Ask no questions, tell no lies / Have you ever seen a Chinaman buttoning up his ... Flies are a menace, bugs are even worse / and that is the end of this cheeky little verse.

Three German officers in a tank, Parley-voo. Three German officers in a tank, Parley-voo, Three German officers in a tank, Two to drive and one to push, Inky-pinky parley-voo.