Triumph Spitfire (Shitfire) as mentioned above - Driving through Stockport- change down for traffic lights - gear lever pops out of it's socket!!!
Triumph Herald - Due to typically shit British design(sic) rear wheel folds under the car ( going into sharp bend a little too hot )
Triumph Dolomite 1500 - engine designed(sic) with a 3 bearing crankshaft - brainless twats!
Morris Marina - stub axle snapped! Moronic design of "torsion bar" suspension suspected.
I'd better stop now...