True Story (Also thread creep!)

Some years ago when the UK unions still insisted on wages as a cash payment, the company I worked for with a 1200 man payroll was drawing a hell of a lot of cash every week. The head of payroll was authorised to carry a gun on the bank run.
However, the Insurance company would not cover him for carrying a LOADED gun, so he had the gun in one pocket and the bullets in another!
Fortunately he never had to find out how quickly he could load the thing!

FC