Heh, I wish. Can you get 100% when you leave four or five questions unanswered? That would be a good trick. So would playing the accordian while dancing at teh same time. I have a digeridoo, but I don't do morris dancing. It's also a face digeridoo made out of a dressed up pvc pipe because real ones are way too expensive. But I can make sound with it! But it didn't come to Scotland with me. Along with most of my spatulas, it is in California.