I am, like, The Man, eh? And everybody knows it. I can chug beer like a flippin' dynamo. I am a walkin' sex machine. Everywhere I go I am, like, bowed down to by the feemale sex and worshipped like a flippin' god. I rule. I am the King. Blind River ain't never seen my likes before and never flippin' will again. Get what I mean? No one can prove otherwise. I pity the loosers who will try. I can crank out flippin' LOUD power chords on my new stratacaster that I borrowed from somebody in Espanola and I can sound almost like Ozzie. He's my hero, eh? Chicks would kill for the chance to be with me. Guys are consummated by envy when they think of me. I would say more but it ain;t ncessary, eh? I am The Man.

- BDiBR