BDiBR, I have a secret crush on you. ever since the time you came over, drank a case of tinnies, rode that kangaroo around the lake and back, and came in and chundered all over the wall.
Man, you are such a sweetheart, I care for you so much that I would clean up your spew any time. Clip your nose hairs even.

You and me, we could have a good time together. Don't ever forget me, eh, sweetheart? Yes, you da man - - my man.

your ever lovin'

Chezza.