Cat's just ooze special properties, don't they?

Why, yes they do! Here are a few of them: belligerence, aggression, combativeness, pugnacity, aloofness, indifference, disinterest, disregard, heedlessness, insouciance, lassitude, lethargy, listlessness, unconcern, unmindfulness, apathy, impassivity, insensibility, unresponsiveness, inertness, passivity, detachment, unconcern, lethargy, torpidity, stupefaction.

But, they rarely shit in the house and ya don't have to bathe 'em.