BWL--you missed ennui. My two are good at that. They're also great undercover cats, so maybe there's a little of James Bond in them (but only a little--they're both fixed!) And what would you call the expression when they hop up in your lap and walk back and forth, purring and swishing their tail past your face with each pass? That's what mine have.

What they don't have are spatulas. They have a couple of slotted plastic litter scoops instead.